Very old email that I have 6 yrs ago....
Q:
How many RJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb,
one
fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one
guy
to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q:
How many HCJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A:
The whole school.....to compete with RJC.........
Q:
How many VJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A:
The whole school.......one to screw it
in
and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to
give
him/her support.
Q:
How many NJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!
Q:
How many AJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5
JCs...
Q:
How many ACJC students does it take to change
lightbulb??
A:
None......they use all their money to employ YJC to
do
it for them.
Q:
How many YJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
None.....only one teacher to tell them what a
lightbulb
is in the first place and to demonstrate(how
do
you think they're able to change it for AC?)
Q:
How many CJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise
eyebrow*)......
Q:
How many JJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
None......Their physics is so bad that they make
the
male teacher cry.....
Q:
How many TPJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
Would they bother??
Q:
How many SAJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
None.....they believe in praying for it.
Q:
How many NYJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
None.....they are still using oil lamps.
Q:
How many SRJC students does it take to change a
lightbulb??
A:
Huh, wat litebarb ...
Q:
How you guys wonder who wrote this?
A:
TJC!
Q:
How many TJC students does it take to change the
lightbulb?
A:
None. They think they are very bright already.