This one is by mrbrown on the modelling website of steven lim
... It corrects his grammar/vocab
From http://www.mrbrown.com/blog/2007/06/singapores_top_.html
When you need to make it as a model or you are looking for talent,
try Steven Lim's talent page. Here are some of the descriptions
found on his models page. Mr Tan and I spent a pleasant evening
dissecting the descriptions:
"Linda got the sad sad cute puppy look eyes n demure n pretty. All
events including modeling. Linda n Xiu Mei r frenz 4ever!"
"Xiu Mei is a very spirited, bubbly adorable girl that is quick on
poses. All events including modeling, photo shoots (casual). Linda
n Xiu Mei r frenz!"
When you need models who are
frenz 4ever, Steven has them.
"Du Du has a very gorgeous face but rather big but envious
body."
What is her body envious
of?
"Cathy Yan is gorgeous, sweet young thing. Brighten up any
atmosphere"
She is a sun? Good for lighting
ads?
"Ricky is a bouncy, n so so cute with a cute shape."
A model to hire if you need a
ball?
"Ivy is Japanese look alike. Unique features n attractive. She is
dedicating her life to teaching. I m very touched. Good for most
events."
And being touched has to do with
her modeling ability how? And if she's dedicating her life to
teaching..how come she is also good for most events?
"Amanda is a very nice n pretty girl n is my Junior."
The Alma Mater school of
modeling.
"Fiona is bound to be a tall refined beauty, good figure."
But for now she is still
short?
"Gorgeous Angela is happily married to her beloved husband."
No projects that require her to
work with slimey men?
"Carey is half Hong Kong Girl."
And what is the other half? Hong
Kong guy?
"Jennifer got what all women wants for assets, good looks n larger
than life female assets, plus good natured character."
Larger than life female assets...
I mean, how BIG IS SHE? K Cup?
"Ci Ci got what all women wants for assets, unique Asian looks n
larger than life female assets."
Another one, Jennifer's arch
rival in the larger than life asset department.
"Cathy is a true beauty from TJC. She is so good at giving poses
that makes people wanna snap more of her. All events including
photo shoots (only casual), modeling."
No formal photo shoots
please.
"Miak is a NTU's Hall 1 beauty pageant 1st runner up 2006. Sweet,
pretty angelic face with proportionate figure."
Thank goodness. Proportionate
people are so hard to come by these days.
"Serene is a pretty girl n certainly very attractive with a heart
of gold involving in social activities. Great for modeling, photo
shoots including bikini, commercials."
For those bikini charity photo
shoots?
"Helen is a pretty pretty pretty, n figure is slim."
We're missing a noun here, I
think.
"Cherise Khit looks like Hong Kong movie star."
Jackie Chan?
"Bao Zhen is such a sweet cutie! Her face like one of the members
of 5566."
Waitaminute, isn't 5566 a
Taiwanese BOY Band?
"Beverly Teo is looking good without wearing her glasses."
What happens when she wears
them?
"Rebecca is an Eurasian! Eurasian always looks good n unique. East
mix west look."
Win liao! Eurasian exclamation!
Eurasian is AUTO WIN. ALWAYS looks good and unique
leh.
"Jerene is so cute that only her little lady's voice can
match."
Who's her little
lady?
"Janet is a very slim n lanky beauty, with a pair of small small
eyes. Good for all events including modeling n some acting."
Thank goodness it's a
pair.
"Michelle got a very pretty n eurasian perfect face from heaven.
Slim, not short body."
Slim, NOT short body.
ok?
"Fadly is so handsome n cool. Look at the hair!!! Good for
modeling, runway n photoshoots n acting. He also an expert in
setting up stage n props for any good events."
You have to pay him one fee to
hire the hair, and another for the setting up of the
stage?
"Gina Mackay is hot stuff from Scotland UK. Great for all kinds of
events, including commercial, photoshoots. She is leaving Singapore
soon. Pay for her air tickets to be back."
Affordable foreign talent. Will
work for airfare.
"Julia is tall, pretty n got class. Nice figure n holds a
professional white collared job."
White collared job! Must have
uniform.
"Nisa is a natural borne model. She got character, poses naturally
n got utmost potential. Great for photo shoots n modeling including
bikini & lingerie. Her body is super balanced n nice."
Natural borne? She's a virus? Ah,
not only that, she is super balanced. Top and bottom same
weight.
"Esther is a petite, shy yet really sweet n nice lady. She is yet
careful n meticulous in handling things."
Good for modeling or acting jobs
that deal with fragile products?
"Iris is really hot! Super good looks, sculpted body by swimming.
She is unstoppable!"
Sounds like a
superhero.
"Ivan is tall n handsome n photogenic. He looks the best without
smiling with cool looks."
Good for work without
smiling.
"Krystal is one of our more influential models who live in Orchard.
But I strongly feel that she is very suitable for any
advertisements that needs a professional look with more matured
appeal. She will like to do cat walk. Walked with her for
photoshoot, attracted many guys' attention, especially matured
guys! All events especially photoshoot, modeling."
I say again, MATURED appeal for
MATURED guys.
"Mishelle is not only a 6.3 pointers. She got x-factor, nice
personality n mesmerizing smile. A face that only looks better
every min. All events including modeling. A small body compared to
her head with 25 inches waist."
That is a good score, 6.3, though
I am not sure what it is for. And a face that looks better every
minute means you have to wait maybe half an hour before you snap?
Head to body to waist ratio is of course, always important. You
don't want big headed models.
"Talents: (Cheryl) got super nice singing voice! Can sing for all
events except bikini (wasted)"
No bikini singing events please.
Wasted indeed.
"Great experience in Dancing (esp. in hip hop) n acting, gorgeous
lady. All events but no bikini =("
*Sad face*
"Note: Li Wen is a Hong Kong-Singaporean Mix babe. Borne in Hong
Kong. Now a Singaporean."
If you were borne in Indonesia
and now a Singaporean, you would be an Indonesia-Singaporean Mix
babe.
"Talents: Willing to do Bikini & All Events including acting
(note: she got good female assets)"
Repeat, good female assets, and
bikini events.
"Talents: Got Fashion Sense, Modeling experience, but no bikini
(sorry guys, she says no)"
She does not own one? She has no
bikini experience? What?
"Boyish Girl Role. Various events/ acting except wearing skirt
roles."
None of that feminine role
nonsense.
Edit: Include italics
