I didn't do my homework
because...
I didn't do any history homework because I don't because in
dwelling on the past.
I don't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
A suddent gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it
again.
Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him.
Unfortunately, my homework drowned.
Our furnace broke and we had to burn it to keep ourselves from
freezing.
I'm not at liberty to say why.
I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give
me.
It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster
and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.
I have a solared powered calculator and it was cloudy.
My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal
is finalised
I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher
in the school.
I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space
aliens and they incinerated my homework with their death
rays.
I felt it wasn't challenging enough.
My parents were sick, and unable to do my homework last night.
Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.
We had homework?
I see your lips moving but all I am hearing is "blah blah
blah".
I didn't want to add yo your already heavy workload.
I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our
hard-working teachers.
