Rooney, Ronaldo and Ferdinand are all brought up to heaven as
god wants to know there beliefs about football.
God asks Rooney 'What do you believe in?'
Rooney says 'Well, I believe in the joys of football and it doesnt
matter whether you win or lose, it's just playing the game that
counts'
God agrees and gives Rooney the seat on his right hand side.
God then asks Ferdinand 'What do you believe in?'
Ferdinand says 'I believe that when you step onto that football
pitch nothing else matter's to you'
Yet again god agrees and gives Ferdinand the seat on his left.
God then peers over to Ronaldo and asks 'What do you believe in
son?'
Ronaldo says 'Well sir, I believe that you are sitting in my
seat'
