What did I say? IMH? Drugs? Please take me seriously now, I am
serious guy afterall, with connections to Benitez, Ferguson, and
Tony Adams.
Once SAF steps down, Man U will hire me as their manager. Then I
will release all the first team players and sign Alam
Shah, Indra Shadan, Daniel Bennett, Aide Iskander, S. Subramani,
Lionel Lewis, Peres De Oliveria, John Wilkinson, Ahmad Latiff,
Kenji Arai, Toh Guo'An, Therdsak Chaiman, Mustafiq Fahrudin and so
on. They will be my first team squad and compete in England and
Europe. I will also build a state-of-the-art stadium with a seating
capacity of 2500, thats right, 2500! Old Trafford will be
demolished immediately after the stadium is built. All tickets will
cost only 5 pounds, extremely cheap for a Premiership team! With
every 5 pounds ticket bought, we will give one 375ml bottle of
Johnny Walker Black Label and free potato crisps. There will also
be a lucky draw which will choose one lucky winner to drive away
with a Jaguar worth at least 120,000 pounds. The second price will
be a holiday package to either Japan, S.Korea or Taiwan
for 2 for 8 days and 20,000 pounds spending cash for each person.
Worth around 55,000 pounds. The 3rd price will be 10 years season
ticket to Man U's home ground and 15,000 pounds spending cash. Rest
of the prizes up to the 20th winner will be 6 years season ticket
and 3000 pounds spending cash for each. Every home game we try to
make the 2500 fans happy! Also I will sack all the coaching,
scouting, medical staff and hire those from Singapore Armed Forces,
Home United, Tampines, Wycombe
Wanderers and Barnet! Yes some of them are in England League 2 and
they are really good! Are you excited? Yes, Man U will continue
their domination in British and European football under me!
do you expect us to treat you like serious guy, when you type
out something like that?
of all days, our defence let us down today. i couldn't bear to
watch the match any longer just now!
