Not too many will come away from Old Trafford with
anything this season, but that isn't the case at Manchester
United's training ground.
Despite tight security at Carrington, first teamers are
reporting a rash of mysterious disappearances from their personal
belongings. Ronaldo has lost his shirt while Wayne Rooney has seen
a pair of Gucci shoes go walkies.
Staff are looking for someone with the same size feet as Rooney
and assistant manager Mick Phelan, who is currently missing a pair
of trainers.