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Despite being an professional sportsman who relies on his
fitness to make a living, Wayne Rooney found the time to spark up a
coffin nail while staying at the Wynn Casino in the city of sin
this week. According to
The Sun, the Manchester United striker also joined the
pro-footballer smoke club - whose members include Dimitar Berbatov,
David James and Zinedine Zidane - during his stag trip to
Ibiza.
The biggest concern about this situation isn’t the effect the
filthy habit will have on Mr Rooney’s career, but rather his
flagrant abuse of smoking etiquette. Honestly, who smokes in a
swimming pool? Does he smoke in the shower too? He ought to be
thoroughly ashamed of himself.