The hottest Man Utd and Chelsea WAGs
1. Carly Zucker (Joe Cole, Chelsea)
The fitness instructor-turned-C-list celeb has been dating Coley
for almost six years. They're due to be married this June.
2. Janelle Khouri (Owen Hargreaves, Man
Utd)
Janelle can play football a hell of a lot better than most WAGs.
She was team captain of the gold medal-winning Calgary team in the
Canadian National Under-17 club championship in 1998, and has
represented Canada at international level. True story.
3. Noemie Lenoir (Claude Makelele,
Chelsea)
Makelele's on-off squeeze is arguably the hottest WAG in the world
- as in, if you argue with that statement, you're wrong.
4. Ana Ivanovic (Nemanja Vidic, Man Utd)
Vidic married his rather hot girlfriend Ana Ivanovic, an economics
student at the University of Belgrade, in 2006. Together, they have
a son named Luka.
5. Cheryl Cole (Ashley Cole, Chelsea)
Cashley's missus is a bundle of cuteness, unlike her fella, who is
a bundle of cuntishness.
6. Nereida Gallardo (Cristiano Ronaldo, Man
Utd)
She looks like trouble. C-Ron can do better, and has done (step
forward Gemma Atkinson)
