The Merlion was happy in the seawater until the Marina barrage
force him to become a freshwater "longkang fish". Merlion tolerated
for a year. Finally he called Zeus to end his miserable existence
for drinking and puking the longkang water.
Zeus didn't have the heart to destroy him but Merlion's prayer
was answered nevertheless.
I think we should send Merlion back to the sea.
Have you ever considered lobotomy as a way to cure your mental
illness? A .45 pistol could also do wonders...
