STEP 1: Rub cordon bleu on your lan jiao
STEP 2: Rub cordon bleu on her chee bye
STEP 3: Lick her chee bye
STEP 4: Ask her lick your lan jiao
STEP 5: INTERCOURSE
STEP 6: Continue drinking your brandy and feel ashamed of
yourself, because either you do not know how to appreciate good
brandy, or you are too rich until dunno how to spend the $, or you
are sick in the head, or some/all of the above.