Attack of the Sexpat Bloggers!
Expat sex bloggers are
driving Asia crazy and making us wonder: Why aren't we getting
any?
Hot on the heels of the creepy John Mark Karr episode, a pair of
bloggers is making sure Asians can't stop cringeing. In Bangkok,
"Morally Diminished" tracks a
Brit's sexual adventures with Thai women, whose naked pictures he
posts under the enthusiastic headline "Yes!" Meanwhile,
Chinabounder, an English teacher who blogs his conquests at
"Sex and Shanghai", may have gotten
lucky with girls, but not with the masses: An outraged psychology professor is
leading a movement to unmask him
and expel him from the country. While it's easy to get furious
about all this Internet misogyny, there's a bigger issue at stake
here: namely, where are all the sex blogs of foreign expats living
in the United States? Surely there's gotta be some buff Indian
programmer banging Cali girls in Silicon Valley, or a Thai graphic
designer whose Manhattan hookups would be hot
Blogspot fodder. Because if America still leads the
world in anything, it has to be s l u ttiness.
Alas, Joe Francis of "Girls Gone Wild" currently dominates that
scene, but if we've learned anything from the past three decades of
industrial development, it's that Asians can do it all better,
cheaper, and more efficiently (cf. Toyota, Lenovo, Hitachi Magic Wand). Come on,
Asian bloggers, it's time to make better use of those H1-B's! We're
sexy, easy, and Wifi-enabled, too!