11. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.
10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my
priorities.
9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click
this link to confirm.
8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the
Internet is normal.
7. I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on
each other's buddy lists.
6. I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time
photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.
5. It's like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as
The Phoenix)...
4. Let's face it. You love Intel, and I'm an AMD man. It's not
going to work out.
3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I've removed the
shrink wrap I can't return it?
2. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was
looking
for someone more feminine
1. So long and thanks for all the fish.
