Smart Retards of the First
World.
1. Demand good service,
but are unable to provide any.
2. Shrewd when being
kiasu, but clueless when time to be considerate. (think
bus/MRT)
3. Sound brave and bold
when complaining, but are meek and inadequate when
proactive action needs to be taken. (think Speakers
Corner)
4. Complain intellectually
about everything, but are hapless solving any real
issues.
5. Think they look cool,
but in fact epitomize nerds. (the opticians are laughing all
the way to
the bank)
6. Quick at finding fault
in others, but never seem to be aware of their own.
(think Stomp)
7. Intelligent
academically, but not streetsmart. (just put him side by side with
an angmoh, or
almost anyone from another 1st world nation, in a social situation.
There, you got it.)
8. Have an uncultured
mentality of expecting the maximum while giving the minimum,
rarely empathizing with the other party. (there's a
reason for they saying: what goes around, comes
around)
9. Think they are a
first-world people with many 'achievements' for a small nation,
when in fact
are tactless, uncivil, and lack etiquette.
10. Are quick to take
advantage of situations and people, but seem handicapped in
showing appreciation with sincerity and
spontaneity.
Have a good
day.
