The humble vuvuzela is fast becoming the must-not-have
accessory for the coming Premier League season as more clubs ban
them.
If you're having trouble keeping up with who has and who hasn't
outlawed the horns, here's our handy guide to the stance of each
Premier League club.
Arsenal - Banned - 'health and safety, throwing
of vuvuzelas at pitch.'
Aston Villa - 'Not discussed yet.'
Birmingham - Banned - 'health and safety, using as
weapons.'
Blackburn - 'undecided.'
Blackpool - 'The club is disputing recent claims
of encouraging the vuvuzelas and will discuss them in due
course.'
Bolton - 'undecided.'
Chelsea - 'undecided.'
Everton - Banned - 'due to health and safety and
complaints from fans after the World Cup.'
Fulham - Banned - 'Other clubs banning, health and
safety element also.'
Liverpool - Banned - 'health and safety risk.'
Manchester City - Allowed - 'no official policy
against them, not an issue.'
Manchester United - 'Still under review.'
Newcastle United -
'reviewing the situation.'
Stoke City - Allowed - 'no plans to ban.'
Sunderland - Banned - 'policy against musical
instruments.'
Tottenham - Banned - 'annoyance to fans.'
West Brom - 'undecided.'
West Ham - Banned - 'policy against musical
instruments.'
Wigan - 'not reviewed situation yet.'
Wolves - unavailable for comment
Take a look at the lady on the left of the screen as the next
wave starts:

She knows it is about to happen - again. Her earplugs are
bigger than my fingers so this is not her first 2010 match
...

... but she won't be in time, I fear. "Find a safe place,
find a safe place" ...

She is getting the full force of it now and the look of horror on
her face is what it must be like if someone has their ear canal
removed with a spoon.