What will happen at World Cup 2010?
It's crystal ball time as you predicts how events at the World
Cup will unfold.
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Carleton Creek (is that really his name?) gets things
started as he provides his palmistry predictions
2 / 15
'John Terry couldn't help but sample the local cuisine,' parps
David Gilbert as he quickly lowers the tone ...
3 / 15
... before Max Lucas descends to even murkier depths with
this
4 / 15
Jamie Donald uncovers Fabio Capello's desperate plans to bring
in a 24th man
5 / 15
'Does this really need a caption?' asks Jon Warren
6 / 15
Adam Michie reckons he's stumbled across a World Cup marketing
masterpiece
7 / 15
More Thierry-bashing, this time courtesy of James Cunningham: 'I
think the pub next door to my work in Derry sums up what most Irish
fans hope will happen this summer'
8 / 15
'After Greece repeat their shock success of 2004, economic
realities hit home and Ms Merkel gets her hands on the trophy,'
chirps the politically minded Andrew Webster ...
9 / 15
... and he's back again with this: 'When it comes to picking
Didier Drogba's replacement, Sven falls back on what he knows'
10 / 15
'OK lads, we'll blame our tournament exit on this set-piece' –
Roy Boujaoude thinks ducking at free-kicks could be England's
downfall
11 / 15
Mystic Meg confidently predicts 'a team in yellow, or blue, or
red, or white', sniggers the sceptical John Barry
12 / 15
'Knowing that England will bottle it yet again in the knockout
stages, a special lager has been brewed to commerate this: 3 LIONS
LAGER, Brewed in England, “bottled” in South Africa, one “shot”
guaranteed to make you legless!' John Barry returns with a large
dollop of sarcasm
13 / 15
'Argentina flop but crazy Maradona runs naked in Buenos Aires
anyway.' Brian Corcoran, yeurck
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'St George overcomes his dragon' – Al Balmer is predicting a
slice of luck for Wayne Rooney if his path crosses that of his old
foe
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Maradona again ... 'Enjoying some R&R, showing off his
newfound love of all things South African' laughs Jason
Froggett