The England legend fell victim to Italian 'comedy' show The
Hyenas when a blonde female reporter ambushed him in Milan and
grabbed his tackle - wearing a pair of yellow marigolds.
Elena Di Cioccio says she was checking whether the contents of
Beck's box measured up to his photo on Armani billboards - and why
he was dropped in favour of Ronaldo last week.

The fearless telly hack homed in on the star, who is on loan to
AC Milan, as he was telling a press pack how "incredible" the
people of the city were.
Moments after Elena had made her grab for Beck's crown jewels,
the shocked sportstar was bundled into a nearby hotel by his
bouncers, looking less than impressed.
And there was more embarrasment to follow. As she was led away
by bouncers, Elena called out:'I touched it - but it's small. David
you have conned us all!"
Posh is gonna go on the warpath!