Just for laughs eh? Ok this is also just for laughs..
10 things Alex Ferguson must do before the season
starts.
10) Sell Rio Ferdinand, Park Ji SUng, Wayne Rooney, Michael
Carrick and John O Shea to S League clubs Gombak, SAF,
Tampines.
9) Buy Alam SHah, AHmad Latiiff, Mustafic Fahrudin, Kenji Arai,
John Wilkinson.
8) Have the chef prepare cow and dog shit with mee rebus, super
urine mix with cheap whisky and gin drink, and rotten oranges for
the players and staff every training session.
7) Learn how to speak Bahasa Indonesia so can visit Indonesia
again as a pre-season tour stop.
6) Publicly declare that all of Man U's success is only because
he did a brillant job as manager and without him Man U is nothing.
The players wont get anywhere if not for him.
5) Write an autobiography entitled " Why I am so successful
"
4) Write a will
3) Change the shirt sponsor to Durex condom
2) Sack all his coaching and medical staff, replace them with
those from the Malaysian League
1) Demand a different player to suck his dick everyday
