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Arsenal fans have launched their own Owen-style
brochure - in a desperate attempt to sell Emmanuel
Adebayor.
Gunners fans are having fun at the expense of
Ade...
The six-page online magazine pokes fun at Adebayor, who
is public enemy No.1 among Arsenal fans. The Gooners have fallen
out of love with their striker and have copied Owen's sales plug,
which may or may not have secured Owen his shock move to Manchester
United.
But while Owen's agents, the Wasserman Media Group, and their
brochure grabbed Sir Alex Ferguson's attention, the Arseblog website's dossier is unlikely to
attract potential buyers.
The website jokingly describes Adebayor as "much better than
Marlon Harewood and Mido put together" as well as having a
"chance-togoal ratio of 0.0045, bettered by only 453 players last
year."
It also says that "scientists have proved that Adebayor + wages
+ bonus + monogrammed car seats = goals." It says that he is
friends with Kate Lawler from Big Brother, Susan Boyle, Hugh Grant
and Emmanuel Eboue.
It describes him as "definitely not lazy, never late for
training" and "investment in Emmanuel Adebayor could prove vital
for your football club".
The Togo star became unpopular with Arsenal fans last summer
after publicly admitting he was ready to leave and that led to him
being jeered at the start of the season.
