Look dude, it's very simple... it's what 99.999% of all men
suffer from... Forget about the stolen heart thing... There is no
heart in question, all you want to do is bonk her...
So as a representative of 99.999% of men, I'd like to advise you
to just go ahead and bonk her, then after that think who you like
to bonk more, then let the other one go...
Simple solutions for simple problems...
All I want to do after reading this is LOL for a good 1
minute.
It would not have been funny if I disagreed.
