Here's one that I didn't find the video but just text;
Kevin Doyle For Reading
BEST TRAINER...
James Harper, he never stops running. He's in early and always the
last to leave.
WORST TRAINER...
Probably (Ibrahim) Sonko, he's been injured for a while to be fair
so it's harsh, but in the circle of things he just doesn't like it,
he just boots the ball away.
QUICKEST PLAYER...
There's a few quick one, I think Shane Long. In matches if there is
a ball over the top you fancy him to beat any defender in the
league.
SLOWEST PLAYER...
A few lads look like they've got parachutes on their back to be
fair! (Dave Kitson) Kits i suppose, he's so tall it's tougher for
him and a few of the central midfielders but yeah Kits.
THE JOKER...
James Harper, he takes the mickey out of everyone including the
manager. Whoever is standing infront of him it doesn't matter and
he's pretty funny to be fair but the new lads aren't sure what way
to take him.
MOST SKILFUL...
Tugay, the Turkish maestro is unbeleievable and in training does
things that amazes people so i'd say Tugay.
BIGGEST HARDMAN...
We haven't got anyone who goes around knocking people out, but
hardest in the tackle would have to be Steve Gerrad again. He's our
captain and i think everyone knows how competetive he is.
MOST INTELLIGENT...
The two Icelandics Ivar (Ingimarsson) and Brynjar (Gunnarsson) i
think it's because they like to seem intelligent.
WORST TASTE IN MUSIC...
Hunty (Stepehn Hunt) he had Mariah Carey on his ipod a few weeks
ago before a game, Heartbreaker or something like
that...shocking.
WORST DRESS SENSE...
Leroy (Lita) has got a bright orange tracksuit which one of tha
lads wore at training one day, so i'll give it to Leroy for
that.
BEST MOANER...
Bobby Convey i think, the two American Marcus Hahnemann as well,
the two of them like a moan but i think Bobby just pips Marcus.
AND...WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER...
There's a number of contenders for that, i think Leroy...he's a
tripod!
