http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH6RmREszys
Warning: You might wanna turn
the volume down first.

Everyone expected Ronaldo - né The Fat One - to
flash his superior technique and nose for goal back in Brazil. The
legs may go, but class remains.
This weekend Ronaldo scored a goal and forced a mess in the
announcer’s pants. No surprise there. But it wasn’t the poacher’s
goal or cleaning up a mess in front of goal or a header that we all
expected. Instead Ronaldo turned back the clock and turned on the
jets to easily outsprint his defender over about 30 yards and put
in a finisher’s finish. Brazilian
television have determined with all sorts of fancy maths that
Ronaldo clocked an impressive 36km/h on rickety knees.
Maybe he’s not done quite yet after all?