Are you an aspiring coach who looks to get the best out
of your charges? Have you been frustrated by that one kid who just
doesn't seem to get it? Are you at you wit's end because you don't
know what to do? Perhaps you need to sign up for Roberto Fernandes'
patented two-step process for getting the most out of a
player.
Step 1: Put that kid in a dress.
Step 2: Profit!
Heck, there's not even a "???" step. Step 1 causes Step 2
immediately. Let's see something else on the internet do
that.
ONTD
has been nice enough to bring such a process to our
attention.
Fernandes is the manager of Figueirense, who currently play in the
second national tier of Brazilian football. The player in the
picture above is Jairo, 21 year old central defender. As the story
goes, Fernanades was extremely frustrated with Jairo's play, so he
put Jairo in the skimpy/sassy top. Jairo's reponse was empahatic
and immediate. In the manager's words, Jairo gave one of the team's
top performances next match.
So, let this be a lesson to aspiring coaches everywhere. If you
can't get through to little Jimmy with words, try embarrassment. As
long as it is not your kid, and you are not responsible for future
psychiatric bills, what do you really have to lose?