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Soul mates: Chelsea skipper John Terry (right) at
the Funky Buddha nightclub, where he sang Luther Vandross number
Never Too Much
England captain John Terry committed Blue murder at his
club’s Christmas party – claiming Luther Vandross, Biggie Smalls
and Soulja Boy as his victims. We listened in disbelief as the
karaoke killer bellowed out a hat-trick of tunes, then watched in
horror as he joined boozing teammates throwing shapes for the girls
at Chelsea’s riotous Christmas shindig.
Natural born leader Terry showed his troops the way, grabbing
the microphone for Luther’s classic Never Too Much and serenading
the babes round the dancefloor.
The footballers had banned their Wags but there was plenty of
female attention. Scantily-clad girls queued for hours at Funky
Buddha in London’s Mayfair to get up close with the Premiership
stars — only to be left watching from the touchlines.
But we infiltrated the tight security of bodyguards and Chelsea
staff and our reporter Sarah Tetteh partied alongside Terry, Peter
Cech, Wayne Bridge, Salomon Kalou and John Obi Mikel. Seemingly
endless bottles of champagne and vodka mixers made their way to the
VIP section.
At the opposing end of the club stood rivals Aston Villa, who
partied with Beckham — Joanne that is, who was dividing her time
between Villa’s Zat Knight and Blue striker Nicholas Anelka.
Nigel Reo-Coker was the life and soul of the party, the Villa
captain’s dance moves being anything but sensible.
As the party hotted up, the Chelsea stars took it in turns to
trap girls who were walking past.

Terry joked to one: “You want some of this?” before serenading
the lucky lady with “You are my shinin’ star, my guiding light, my
love fantasy”.
Then, on his way to the loo, he gyrated his hips behind a
stunning model while winking at her friend.