Good
news ladies of the night - Portuguese man-o’-sex Cristiano Ronaldo
is back on the market and ready to help put your children through
higher education!
According to Portuguese
tabloid 24
Horas,
the tricky winger became fed up of reading about
Nereida
Gallardo’s lurid sexual past, and their
relationship was met with disapproval by his mum Dolores, who
believed the failed Majorcan model had more interest in C-Ron’s
bank balance than his heart.
So what
was the straw that broke the modern slave’s back? Was it the news
that Nereida had slept with potential new teammate
Sergio
Ramos? Was
it her classy modelling
past? Or was
it simply the fact that she isn’t particularly good
looking?
Either
way, it was fun, Nereida. We at The Spoiler
will sincerely miss
you and your silicone charms.
