The latest fiery
manager checks in at Chelsea and Luiz
Felipe Scolari, or Big Phil to you and I, is set to
be as big a character as Jose Mourinho.
Here are 10
things we hope to see in his first year at the
Bridge.
1. Describes himself as
the 'Really Special
One' in his first press conference and starts talking about
Shaun Wright-Phillips as 'Little Phil'.
2. Drafts
in Gene Hackman as his assistant to confuse the
opposition.
3. Has an affair with
Cheryl Cole.
4. Replaces a distraught
Jose Mourinho as the face of American Express.
5. Poses naked for Lucien Freud so Roman Abramovich can have
another picture for his office.
6. Names his untouchables
as Florent Malouda, Hilario,
Steve Sidwell, Salomon Kalou and Tal Ben Haim.
7. Floors Patrice
Evra in a mass brawl.
8. Puts even more sand on the Stamford Bridge pitch and introduces
a Brazilian style beach football competition.
9. Recalls Khalid Boulahrouz from loan spell at Seville and
appoints him captain.
10. Uses an umbrella on the touchline to keep his Armani tracksuit
dry.
