England striker Ashley Young has apparently been discovered
manually manipulating himself online and talkin' real
dirty-like.
As he groped himself 22-year-old Aston Villa star Young said: "I'd
love to lick ur ****** making them nice and ****...yeh babe,
teasing ur ****."
Ignoring all the rules on handling, he went to huge lengths to show
himself off and feverishly bashed out saucy demands like: "I wanna
have my **** between ur **** and u ****ing the top of my
****."
It's all too depressing that another young England star is revealed
to have the judgment of an amoeba, the charm of a gnat and his
brains in his shorts. And he seemed like such a nice boy.
