Shaun Wright-Phillips is indulging his favourite hobby with his
massive wages at Chelsea PORN.
The little fella of Stamford Bridge has chipped £20,000 into bongo
channel Babe Central and is helping out with the wage bill for the
talent.
Wee Shauns Abramovich-style cash clout means the other channels
are struggling to book the best girls because SWP can afford to pay
more.
A bit like Chelsea in a Premier League of porn.
Shaun likes nowt more than taking his seat in the grandstand to
watch his investment in action in a studio in Kent.
And it has caused an almighty stir among other
after-the-missus-has-gone-to-bed channels. A seedy insider said:
Shauns money has forced up the wages for the girls and Babe
Centrals rivals are far from happy. Its exactly like Chelsea in
the transfer market.
Hes been dropping in at Babe Central with his pals and ogling the
girls.
"The flats above have been complaining about Wright-Phillips and
his chums making so much noise while theyve been watching the
babes.
The girls are writhing around in front of the cameras, talking to
viewers, while Wright-Phillips and his pals drink champagne.
Sounds familiar. Like watching Chelsea at Stamford Bridge Drogba
writhing around while a bunch of wealthy blokes leer and quaff
bubbly.
