Mariah Carey Related by Blood to Ashley Cole

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Mariah Carey has traced her family tree, and discovered she is related to Chelsea soccer star Ashley Cole. The singer decided to trace her roots to find out if she was related to 'White Christmas' legend Nat King Cole, but instead found a connection to English defender Ashley.

Mariah said: "It's fascinating. My grandmother was a Cole before she married and it turns out she comes from the same area of Alabama as Ashley's ancestors - the Deep South. We are still looking into it to see if we're also related to Nat King Cole. I'm such a huge fan of his. That would be wonderful, and would also explain so much."

A friend of Ashley's revealed he is thrilled to hear about the connection, and said: "Ashley is chuffed to bits to hear that they're related. He's always been a big fan of Mariah's, and grew up listening to jazz legends like Nat King Cole."

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But it turns out Ashley's not the only person affiliated with Chelsea who has celebrity connections...

John Terry and Winston Churchill - It's all so clear now. The leadership qualities, the fearlessness. Churchill saw off the Germans and JT has the very same blood running through his Blue veins.

Arjen Robben and Woody Allen - Why didn't we see this before? They look like twins! Film-maker Allen is considered a genius in many circles and Robben's talent is undeniable, but their physical frailty and receding hairlines are what really make them inseparable.

Andriy Shevchenko and Michael Jackson - Identical skin tone and shy demeanour. The one-time King of European football and former King of Pop have also suffered similar downfalls. I'm talking about their careers, not their bedroom habits!

Michael Essien and Arnold Swarchenegger - Don't tell me you didn't guess this one. Come on it's obvious. The pair are virtually indestructible. I'm talking 'Terminator' Arnie, not 'Kindergarten Cop' Arnie.

Avram Grant and Mr Bean - Well they both speak like t*ssers and have the same gormless look about them. I don't need DNA. How can they not be related?

Roman Abramovich and George Bush - A whole lot of money, power and influence and not a shred of common sense. One makes up words in press conferences, the other gets his best mate with poor credentials to run a top-flight football club.

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Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:
Avram Grant and Mr Bean[/b] - Well they both speak like t*ssers and have the same gormless look about them. I don't need DNA. How can they not be related?

Roman Abramovich and George Bush[/b] - A whole lot of money, power and influence and not a shred of common sense. One makes up words in press conferences, the other gets his best mate with poor credentials to run a top-flight football club.

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