[i]Original lyrics 
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Martin Jol Version:
First I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top 4 side
But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Staltari did me
wrong
Am I a mong??, but I'll just have to carry on
and we'll be back, into 5th place
I'll just wait till the transfer window to sign another waste of
space
I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from
the team
If I had known for just one second he'd concede more goals than
Derby
Coun-ty
Go on now go, Bent there's the door
just turn around now, 'cause you don't score goals anymore
weren't you the one we paid so much for, you were dearer than
Hen-ry
I knew you'd crumble, I'd rather have Emile Hes-key,,,,
Oh no cause I, I will survive
As long as I win the next 6 games I know I will stay alive,
I've got Tainio who is shat, and Huddlestone who's just fat, but
I'll survive
I will survive..
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend Defoe's relationship with his little
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and I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes's tights
And oh I've cried, I want the Spurs job till I die!
And you see Keane, he hates me too
I subbed him off when we were winning, then we went and ****ing
drew!
And now im scratching my big chin, why can't I just sell Ledley
King?
If I'm gonna save my skin, I'll need some politics style Spin!!