Can fit him inside first anot ? Need slowly cut him up first muh .
Cut the fingers first .. thn the toes .. thn the ears .. thn abit
of the nose .. thn abit of the lips .. thn pluck out the eyebrows
.. thn poke the eye abit here and there .. carve I'm A Dog on his
skinny chest with the kitchen knife .. cut off the dick .. squish
the balls .. (if hes nt dead yet , ask him what he wants cut off
next , if not , chop the legs and arms off , the head and stuff)
thn , one by one stuff inside microwave . When 24 hours over , and
if miraculously your microwave havent bao , take out all the bits
and pieces , put inside washing machine , leave it for one hour ,
take out , air dry , put in luggage bag , go burn up the bag , pile
up the remaining ashes and bones and whatever , put in urn , throw
away in the sea . At least give him peaceful end muh ..
The Microwave is super big-sized one.....as big as a lift for
cars.
Or I use the super big oven to cook him lor.
Please use your imaginations. 
