how to use lube?

Nikar 3 SG

hi all, i just bought this Durex pleasure-enhancing lubricant from watson today.

it's comes in a tube, like those facial wash tubes. after applying, it dries up very fast and it's as good as not applying any.

i thought lubricant is supposed to be like oil, whereby after applying, the area is very slippery no matter how many times you rub it? this durex lube is like soap....when you first apply, quite slippery but after rubbing a few times, it dries up. Have i bought the wrong type of lube? i wonder if other lubricant behaves something like oil.

do i have to mix it with water before applying?

seotiblizzard SG

U nvr hear b4, oil and water dont mix ah? Hahah. Just use it as it is la. . Really Hilarious.

ChoCoChips SG

means u have to lube it every now and then.

dry liao then lube it

seotiblizzard SG

WD-40 better.

maurizio13 SG

lift up the bonnet, unscrew the cap, then squeeze all into the engine.

it will definitely enhance your engine performance.

Nikar 3 SG

thanks, but any other type of lubricant or similar product which acts like oil? that is, has that always wet-and-slippery feel until you wash it off with soap and water.

got? i thought lube is supposed to be like that but it's not. obviously, i can't use cooking oil.

i read somewhere that got such a thing called "oil-based lubricant".

if so, what are the brands and where i can find it?

thanks!

maurizio13 SG

gosh!

they should have added a directions on the tube.

FireIce SG

wat is u lube-ing?

charlize SG

Knn, how hard is it to use a tube of lube?

charlize SG

Squeeze and use.

Rednano SG

thanks, but any other type of lubricant or similar product which acts like oil? that is, has that always wet-and-slippery feel until you wash it off with soap and water.

got? i thought lube is supposed to be like that but it's not. obviously, i can't use cooking oil.

i read somewhere that got such a thing called "oil-based lubricant".

if so, what are the brands and where i can find it?

thanks!

my honey and i just use johnson's baby oil...

we give each other a little massage 1st...

maurizio13 SG

Is it edible?

Nikar 3 SG

so johnson baby oil has that oily effect? thanks!

maurizio13 SG

ermmmmm......

if you use johnson baby oil, won't everything be soft and flaccid?

tinuviel07 SG

go back to basics with saliva lor...

seotiblizzard SG

Natural Lube better.

seotiblizzard SG

wat is u lube-ing?

U knw when u try to...

bend a tube...

into a L shape...

u need a former...

and a mallet...

plus a jig...

But u need to make a jig first...

to decide...

which angle u wanna bend the L shape...

ahh nvm...

Forget it.

maurizio13 SG

you will only need to use lube if you reach fifi's age.

viciouskitty74 SG

Because Oil and condoms cannot mix. Condoms will degrade when touched with oil.

And your lube is probably those suppose to give you a sensation for a while. Like those Hot/Icy patches. But it seems you didnt notice the effect.

If you really want something real slippery, try for the brand Astroglide.

ditzy SG

Astroglide sounds like something you apply on the surface of aeroplane wings.