Can students fall in love anymore?
Let me rephrase that question again, can students, most notably the
male species, complete for love in this vast changing climate of
globalisation? Look at the students in Singapore, unless their
papas sit in the DBS directors meeting, most of them are
struggling to make do with their vocations and hurry out to meet
their destiny with the virile green dollar and the kinky yen.
Marx decreed that society revolve around class structures. I
couldnt agree more, but its not the working class against the
capitalist, but in my case, the students against the working class!
And what are they competing for? Its the golden 4 letter words,
LOVE
I am speaking on behalf of my fellow poor male students. As part of
our vocation, we cant support ourselves full time, (the burden of
academia pursue) let alone go on a dutchless date! My fellow
brothers in pen, how can we pursue love when we cannot even pay a
decent meal for 2? Love letters and fanciful prose? I say, this can
all go down the gutter when the word Visa and Mastercard
appear!
I welcome fair competition among my peers with their fanciful blue
BMW and the sleek silver Porshe. But darn, these are not my
honourable brothers in pen but working class people driving those
vehicles and chasing the gals in our school! I cry foul and those
gals flick their beautiful hair at me and tell me pants are much
sexier than jeans! I say, is love doom for us students? I do not
even wish to go into foreign talents and their (male) impact on our
(love) society! This is oppression and an infringement into our
human rights (to love, on the male student part anyway)
Again, the great guru M mentioned the evil cycle of capitalism and
I say the old man cant be truer! I am so bitterly exposed to this
oppressive (depressive) phenomenon such that it had an adverse
effect on my psyche. I endeavour to become part of the working
class (rich jerk) so that I can repeat the trauma afforded to me
during the heady days of school. And this, my fellow brothers in
pen, is the evil cycle that we (male) students for generations are
doomed to.
Revolution is in the calling! We must eradicate this evil and
establish a classless (level) society (playing field). No longer
must we suffer this indignity! The government wants more babies? I
say, they must look into this problem promptly for if not, there
will be no more willingly participants (male students) in their
grandiose social project. Whats the point of building more halls?
Give us dating welfare (money)! Arise I say! The time is ripe for
us to revolt against this unfair system! No welfare (money) will
more than not results in us not making more babies (sex). Thus, I
say,
Male students of the world, Unite!
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The heartless and souless fool.
