The world of football has been plunged into shock and confusion
after Ipswich Town confirmed that they would like to sign Newcastle
'defender' Titus Bramble and may even pay money to acquire his
services.
In a sensational development that has already prompted many to
question whether the date of April Fools' Day had been moved,
Tractor Boys manager Jim Magilton claimed that he would leap at the
chance to sign the player if, as expected, Newcastle put Bramble on
the transfer list for the January sales.
Suggestions that Magilton may have been speaking under duress, or
has mistakenly identified Bramble, are set to be investigated after
he inexplicably described the Toon man as "a quality defender".
"If there was a possibility of signing Titus I would do it right
now," Magilton told the East Anglian Daily Times. 
"He is a quality defender who is playing at Premiership level and
we know all about him. So, yes, absolutely I would bring him here.
"We have not asked about him as yet, but if he is available and
would like to come here, then we will be in there finding out."
