In the first of the conspiracy lectures by the Hippie Order, I,
PointBlue, am pleased to kickstart a series of hippie theories that
our loving members believe to be true. So, let me welcome all
hippies to the Tan Koon Yan Conspiracy Lecture 1 
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Today's Theme: Fem-bots
http://www.pinktentacle.com/2006/10/actroid-der2-fembot-loves-hello-kitty/
What are fem-bots? For the uninitiated, they are simply known as
female robots that imitate real humans and hippies. These fem-bots,
such as that shown above, are claimed to provide a business service
to customers to entertain, impress and discuss about. Inventors
claim it as a mark of human truimph, and herald it as a
technological marvel.
But wait, my fellow hippies, for a nefarious purpose lies deep
underneath this sheen of delightfulness over a robot. As we blindly
construct these devices of death, we are inviting war onto our
lands! Why do I say this, my fellow hippies? Here is the
proof!
It is too easy to see why robots are evil warriors. But whose fault
is it, my fellow hippies? Why are the robots armed and dangerous in
the first place? I say this, my friends, it is the fault of the
government! They are the one who encourage such research of robots,
and betray their fellow man. In fact, it is safe to say that the
government ARE robots, as shown in this link:
http://www.kryogenix.org/days/2003/03/28/already
Fem-bots like the Actroid DER2 are not as nice as they look.
Remember the Truth, as Gandhi once said: "It is the laws of Love
that rules Mankind." These robots seek to corrupt Truth! We, the
peace-loving hippies of the Hippie Order, must now protest loudly
to the robot government and their robot minions, with the signs
below:
and together, we will MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!
EDIT for spelling and
grammar
