A very old lady looked in the mirror one morning. She had
three
remaining hairs on her head, and being a positive soul, she said,
"I
think I'll braid my hair today." So she braided her three hairs,
and
she had a great day.
Some days later, looking in the mirror one morning, preparing for
her
day, she saw that she had only two hairs remaining. "Hmm, two
hairs...
I fancy a centre parting today." She duly parted her two hairs, and
as
ever, she had a great day.
A week or so later, she saw that she had just one hair left on
her
head. "One hair huh...," she mused, "I know, a pony-tail will
be
perfect." And again she had a great day.
The next morning she looked in the mirror. She was completely
bald.
"Finally bald huh," she said to herself, "How wonderful! I won't
have
to waste time doing my hair any more.."