oh ya. forgot to share with u, just now i was cruising with my
brother Fiat Stilo along the highway at 180Km/hr.
Fiat Stilo : 'Yo Bro, I love it when we cruise st these speeds I
feel like the stresses of this world, our hearthaches just passes
by.
Me : 'I feel u bro, I feel u'
5 minutes of peacefulness then suddenly from behind, both of them
saw a damn bright 8000 HID light flash before their eyes. Within
seconds, they heard loud beaming sound of wat seemed like an overly
stressed engine noise revving at insane speed coming towards them
& what seemed miles away was now suddenly within their comfort
zone.
Yes it was a Toyota Altezza...
me and my bro start to floored our engine damn kau lat (hokkien
meaning press pedal to the floor) but to no avail, there was a long
screech...a bang...then an accident.
Toyota Altezza :'@#!* my baby! what have i done!! I was too fast
too furious now omg wat happen to my baby Altezza'
Me : 'Dude u hit my car...'
Toyota Altezza : 'I'm so sorry!! I couldn't stop, my car was too
fast for my tyres. I brakes 150meter ahead but it just couldn't
stop'
My car assessed the damage... Fiat Stilo broken bumper...Toyota
Altezza intercooler, headlights, engine and front
body...crushed..
Toyota Altezza : 'Will u charge me?'
Me : 'It's alright man, it's just the bumber damaged I can get it
replaced at the local Evo shop'
Toyota Altezza : U sure
Me : 'Yea Man, so u going to breyton hartge to fix yer car
up?
Toyota Altezza :
I tries to comfort the Altezza driver : 'hey hey' look here dun
worry bout it, it's just a car man.. looke on the bright side, your
car as solid and luxurious as it is actually came to use..it save
your lifeee!.
Toyota Altezza : wahh wahhh I rather die with my car like how the
captain went down with the titanic wah wah.
15 mins later
Toyota Altezza touched by my words spoke : 'I love u guys man..u
Fiat owners are so nice ppl, I never had this kind of priviledge
when I was in my Toyota Altezza club. Now that i total lost my
beautiful Toyota Altezza I won't be looked up to anymore. I LOVE U
GUYS!!, my next car will be a Fiat, I want to join your club!!!
Fiat ownz the [email protected]! forever love u guys. kthnx bye '
Both Fiat driver started their cruise again at 179km/hr cause the
damager bumber affected their aerodynamics..abit.
Fiat Stilo to me : Well, looks like it's another sucessful night
getting more Fiat to join us. Hey who know sooner or later, those
ppl might finally realise that our car is great, sufficient to be
cool. and did u hear the Altezza driver said Fiat own the
streets?
Me : Yea, guess the car speaks for itself, we do reign supreme
after all
Fiat Stilo: u think one day they would stop making all other car
brands except for ours?
Me : Yea bro, I hope so, maybe one day..one day, we'll see.
Shall we go ta pau some fish ball noodles now?
The End
