TELL YOU PPL ONE BIG SHITTY JOKE!!!
I got a morning paper at 9am just now. Based on experience, I will
kana the peak hour traffic jam. So.....I decided to stay over at a
friend's house, which is near to school. I thought of going school
earlier (ard 745am) to eat breakfast and do some revision.
In the morning,
1) reached my car at 730am
2) stared at my car
3) left for school onlie at 755am
DO YOU ALL KNOW WHY????????
Heres why.....
I went back into the house to get a fresh roll of toilet paper. I
used up the entire roll.......to clean the whole car.
"bird shit onlie mah!" you all might think...
My entire car was covered with shit loh. The entire bonnet, car top
and boot. Anywhere got flat surfaces all got shit. The puddle at
the boot clearly showed that THAT ANIMAL is having DIARRHOEA.
Imagine the whole car covered with lumps and puddles of shit.
*($^*#($#(#&*[email protected]&!
For my entire life, I never touched shit. Now, because of some
toopid animals, I gotta clean up the Shitty mess.
arghhhhh....
I washed my hands thousands of times after that.
It rained soon after. I thought the rain would have wash my car
'cleaner'. However, I can see patches on my car. Seems that the
SHIT is waterproof man. Sheezzzzzz.......
WATERPROOF SHIT......FIRST TIME I SEE......
&@$&*@&*@^*&@*&@q^yg&
I found the culprits later in the afternoon when I went back to the
house. They are CATSsss. I seen them hovering around and sitting on
top of other cars. But I never thought they will do this to my car.
arghhhh...... I HATE CATS NOW. Until now, the yucky smell and the
feel of the SHIT is still very vivid in my
mind....arghh.......
Why my car? Well....one explaination offered by my 'laugh til wanna
die' friend is that the cats know that I am not from this area and
wanna chase me away with their shit. ^% %*#*@W&[email protected]
For those who are gonna take rides from me, refrain from touching
the surface of my car. If not, you might find that your hands are
waterproof when you get home. Not my fault arhhh......
