I was just chillin with my friends the other day at the park. It
was around midnight-ish. We were walking along when we realised
that there were no druggies around and we were like wtf where are
all the druggies? So we kept walking when suddenly we were ambushed
by one of them. The crackhead snuck up behind my best mate and
stabbed him in the back of the neck with his syringe. My friend
immediately fell to the floor in screams of “AIDS!!!” and died
almost instantly. I was all like HOLY SH*T!!
and leapt backwards just as the crackhead made a swipe at me with
his deadly AIDS infected syringe. Time went
all slow-mo as the syringe swept across my face, just micrometres
away from ripping a deadly swath of AIDS
across my visage. With my cat-like reflexes I performed a perfect
backflip and whilst upside-down, plucked a single blade of grass
from the ground and upon completing my somersault flung it with
pinpoint precision back at the attacker. The chi energy channeled
into that single blade of grass carried it right through the right
eye of my attacker and out the back of his head, spilling his
brains all over a park bench. I then calmly walked off into the
sunset whilst heroic music played in the background. Which was odd
considering it was midnight. But alas! The druggie wasn’t dead, as
his brain had long decayed from the extensive use of coke and dope
getting his brains splayed across a park bench had almost no
effect. And he picked up his deadly heroin cooking spoon and just
as he was about to fling it at me whilst I was walking away,
oblivious to what was conspiring behind me, my thought-to-be-dead
friend leaped in front of me and yelled “NOOOO!!!!!” and took the
full force of the spoon which caused his body to implode upon
itself; the implosion rupturing space and time and the resulting
vacuum sucked everything within a 20km radius into it. I was
holding onto a tree for as I was lifted into the air, my body
pulled up horizontally. Rocks, cars and entire buildings flew past
me as it was pulled into the black hole as each passing second
caused the tree I was holding on to to slow uproot. After what
seemed like forever my only hope of survival pulled free from the
earth and I was sucked into another dimension….falling endlessly
into infinity….........................wait…........a beam of
light…..getting brighter…..WOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHh!!!! I
jerked back into reality and was sitting back at the park. I looked
down and saw that I had my bare foot on a whole strip of wet acid
which I was absorbing through my sole. What an insane trip. Any of
you had a similar experience?