As many of you have known, there has been a recent report by our
noisy neighbour, noiseology, about security breach. "All members
fall in now" is the command sent. During the time 12am-1am, the
hardest thing to do is to drag yourself out of bed just when you
are reaching the climax of your dream. Although im lazy to read
what the breach is about, whenever security is concerned, we must
be prepared. Thus, i propose a new system that will take over the
humanware that simply can't wake up in the night.
So what is it? Yes, it's Happy Forum Security, developed by a
team of moderators, this new software will make sure the Forums
stays safe 24/7, how is this done?
Happy Forums Security™ (formerly known as Forumsafe™) is based on
dual simultaneous engines called PoSoTECH, it backs up the server
on a virtual RAID 5 setting, with only a processor load of 2%!
When it detects that the website is down, the virtual backup
would kicks in, restarting services, restoring last active
sessions.
The software would be ready in about 100years(yes 100 years),
and would only cost about SGF$ 5,000
Thank you for reading pillow's occasionally dosage of crap, i
hope you all read this
