The word “ferret” means “little thief” in Latin. This is an
omen. Your living quarters are about to be reduced to an endless
series of ferret hidey-holes that conceal smuggled goodies like
your smelly socks, car keys, pencil erasers, underwear and ferret
poop balls. So if your way-too-orderly life needs a giant dose of
disorder, then a ferret is the perfect pet for you
