Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful
daughter, the Princess.
But there was a problem. Everything the Princess touched would
melt.
No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would
melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry
her.
The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King,
"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her
hands, she will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his
daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit
the king's wealth.
Three young Princes took up the challenge.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the
Princess touched it, it melted. The Prince went away sadly .
The second Prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the
hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once
the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away
disappointed.
The third Prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand
in my pocket and feel what is in there." The Princess did as she
was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held
it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was
overjoyed!
The third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily
ever after.
Question: What was in the Prince's pants?
M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking?? 
