Mine is:
The lean of your sentence communicates your optimistic or
pessimistic tendencies. Your lean indicates that:
You are even-tempered and extremely reliable. You have control over
your emotions, and you like rules. You should be a substitute
teacher.
The spacing of your words communicates how well you get along with
others. Your spacing indicates that:
You are extroverted and spontaneous. You are at ease with people,
but often times suffer from insecurity.
The loop of your "g's" communicates your attitudes toward sex. Your
"g's" indicate that:
You feel unfulfilled regarding sex and money. Fortunately, The
Great Goosini has both!
The bar height of your "t's" communicates your work ethic and
ambition. Your "t's" indicate that:
You are very precise. Organization is very important to you, and
you use your self-control to get the job done. The Great Goosini
does not want to mess with you.
The dots above your "i's" communicate your self-image. Your dots
tell me that:
You are meticulous and have supreme concentration. Don't get too
cocky! The Great Goosini could out-think you any day of the week.
And, The Great Goosini can fly. Beat that!
You are no doubt interested in learning tons of other things, from
the practical to the bizarre. Thus, The Great Goosini insists that
you visit his half-cousin, the goosely host of SoYouWanna.com. To
learn how to do anything, from writing a cover letter to lying
persuasively, that's the place to go.
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A sweet dream it would be
To awaken in your arms
To be able to kiss your lips
To have such a precious gift