got this email from my fren oday. lol
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up otherwise you will be in
trouble.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the F1 before helping around the
house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It !
or challenge it , otherwise world war 3 might start.
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake. If you continue to talk more , be expect to get shit so
don’t talk further and control yourself.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is
true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she
is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will
bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F—YOU ! so be careful and
don’t ever agitate her !
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
FINE, if you want to make fun of women by posting this.
I'll give you FIVE MINUTES to think about what you have done
wrong.
NOTHING? You don't think you have done anything wrong?
Haiz (LOUD SIGH)
THAT'S OKAY.
THANKS a lot, you just made my day.
WHATEVER.
I am okay, really. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT.
Really. 
