Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance
Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one
of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to
win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two
testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by
flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for
sure.
he must be a supernatural being then