Yep - the title basically
summarizes it well for me about my current state of affairs (funny,
affairs? wouldn't mind finding myself in one - its about the
closest I had come to having a girlfriend). Give myself another 16
more years - I could star in the 40-year old virgin if they ever
had a re-make and we could start the movie with 'based on true
events.'
Nope - this ain't another sobbing
story of a kid not getting laid - moved passed that when I realised
getting laid was alot harder than making money.
Well here's my story - I am 24
year-old and I have been single for the last 24 years of my life -
yep, never been on a date, never came close to a girlfriend, let
alone a naked chick under my bedcovers.
So how did it all started? - some
of you might be guessing I am probably an ugly looking freak
straight out of the comic book guy or Moe in Simpsons or perhaps
there was something wrong with the male genitilia, making a banana
seems more appealing.
Nope none whatsoever - yet a
conundrum I face through my life..........wondering what exactly is
wrong with me?
Any comments? Opinions? Insults?
Jokes?
I have no idea......honestly. I do
have female friends and we get along extremely well.......but there
is always something that got in the way - she was attached, she was
older or before I could think of making a move, we ended in the
'FRIENDS' zone (and there is no going back from there once you are
in the zone) and just end up as the meterosexual gay friend she
could spurt out everything about to and sleep with her
boyfriend.
Well I am no Ng Teng Fong (though I
aspire to be), not from the Khoo family, look nothing like Edison
Cheng, don't cook like Jamie Oliver or with the smarts of
Christopher Langan. Yeah, I will admit
that.
But I am on a fast-track to a
successful career with a pretty good income, have concrete plans
ahead of my life, not a bad looking guy (some girls have said I
look atleast average, but I am starting to get suspicious with
their honesty with the way things are turning out) and as far as my
attitude goes - I am very confident, eloquent, chatty, outgoing and
easy-going, except when I am in the office and growling after my
juniors with a face that makes Hell Boy look like an
angel.
I mean, I am not perfect, not great
- but I do feel I deserve a chance, I do feel I am better than some
(well atleast a few) of the guys out there in the world today to
deserve atleast a date, and especially those A%^^ who are
disrespectful to their gfs and maltreats them, having no idea how
lucky they are, and eventually cheating on or dumping their girls
for others.
I guess you really need to be
single and have a string of dry seasons before you realise how
lucky you are to be even on a date.
Or perhaps the problem is of my
race. Well, I am of Indian descent (though not from India or
local). A little bit of my childhood and my current life - I grew
up in a Chinese neighbourhood, both the school I went to and the
office I am going is 99% populated by the Chinese, and my closest
mates are Chinese. So perhaps that's the problem?
No, no, no - it's not that I am not
into Chinese girls - I am fine with any girl from any background
(except Russia and Germany perhaps, think the World War and Cold
War turned them into fierce, rugby players or am I
wrong?).
But I am guessing its the reverse -
the Chinese girls are not into an Indian guy?
Yep, this need not any verification
cause the truth is they aren't - the dark skin, funny body odour,
funny accent and monkey fur seems to be turn-offs. Oh yeah -I have
alot of these comments and insults thrown at me through my life -
so there is nothing new about it.
I know this is a long story about
my rather pathetic life. But I am guessing it would be something
ginteresting to talk about, make fun of, and read,
lol.
Modern Indians usually put cologne and we have no problems with
that, but the major issue is culture and religion. would we have to
convert our religion when we're with you? let's say to each his
own, what about the kid? marriage culture is also different,
everything is so different and difficult. it's not impossible
though, my mom's boss' child marries a chinese (i know it's long
lol)
anyway good luck =)
