APPLICATION FOR POSITION OF
GIRLFRIEND
(ie: mistress,
fuck buddy,lover and beneficial friend)
Private Adult
Corp. is an equal opportunity employer, dedicated to a policy of
non-discrimination in employment on the basis including ethnicity,
politics, grammatical ability, life goals,
denomination
or lack thereof, favorite ice cream, or any other basis which may
be prohibited by federal, state, or provincial law.
Please complete the
entire application to ensure processing.
1.1 PERSONAL
INFORMATION (Please print)
Name
Last First
Middle
Date
(M/D/Y)
Other names you are known by
Are
you less than 18 years of age?
Yes __ No __
Have you been convicted of a
crime in the last seven (7) years? Yes __ No __
Present Address
Street
City
State/Province
Zip Code
Permanent
Address
Street
City
State/Province
Zip Code
Phone Number (Mobile,
please)
Electronic Mail (e-mail) Address
1.2
EDUCATION (Please print, please note
that brief education will not disqualify your
employment)
Name and Address of School
Years Completed
Graduation Date
Please
Circle (M/D/Y
or N/A)
High School 1
2 3 4
Please
Circle
(M/D/Y or N/A)
College
1
2 3 4
1.3 PERSONAL
DETAILS (Please print)
Please briefly explain where
you see yourself later in life
Please briefly describe the
meaning of life
Please briefly list
characteristics which you believe define you
Please briefly describe the
perfect way to spend an afternoon
Please describe the
qualities which you find appealing in members of the opposite
sex
Toe-may-toe or Toe-maw-toe?
Coke or Pepsi?
Twix or Snickers?
(4|\| j00Z
r34D 7|-|15? Yes __ No __ Confused __
1.4
EITHER/OR (Please circle only one
option)
Driving or Riding
Sleeping or
Jogging Simple or Complex Party
or Small Gathering
Procrastination
or Promptness Church
or The Mall Alternative or Classic
Rock Black or Pink
Go Out or Stay In
Rose or
Lily Alex or
Alexander
Christmas or Easter Hot
Dogs or
Hamburgers
2.0
DISCLOSURE
I understand that falsifying any information previously
provided in the sections 1.1 through 1.4 may result in immediate
termination of employment. I understand that employment will not be
terminated lightly or suddenly except in cases of commercial crimes
including, but not limited to, disloyalty, profiteering, and abuse
either verbal or mental. I understand that Private Adult
Corp. may request personal
interviews prior to employment. I understand that completing and
submitting this form is a necessary but not sufficient requirement
in the employment process. I understand that
Private Adult Corp. may offer stock options,
retirement support, insurance, and employment conditions similar to
academic tenure. I understand that these benefits nay not become
applicable until both parties agree on permanent employment and
cannot be rescinded except in cases of disloyalty. (I
understand and agree that my employment is at will, which means
that it is for no specified period and may be terminated at any
time with sufficient reason.
Date
Signature____________________________________________
