APPLICATION FOR POSITION OF
GIRLFRIEND
(ie: mistress,
fuck buddy,lover and beneficial friend)
Private Adult Corp. is an equal
opportunity employer, dedicated to a policy of
non-discrimination in
employment on the basis including ethnicity, politics, grammatical
ability, life goals, denomination or lack thereof,
favorite ice cream, or any other basis which may be prohibited by
federal, state, or provincial law.
Please complete the
entire application to ensure processing.
1.1 PERSONAL INFORMATION
(Please print)
Name
Last
First
Middle Date
(M/D/Y)
Other names you are known by Are
you less than 18 years of age? Yes __ No
__
Have you been convicted of a crime in the
last seven (7) years? Yes __ No
__
Present
Address
Street
City
State/Province
Zip Code
Permanent
Address
Street
City
State/Province
Zip Code
Phone Number (Mobile,
please)
Electronic Mail (e-mail) Address
1.2 EDUCATION (Please print, please note that brief
education will not disqualify your employment)
Name and Address of
School
Years Completed
Graduation Date
Please
Circle
(M/D/Y
or N/A)
High School
1
2
3
4
Please
Circle
(M/D/Y or N/A)
College
1
2
3
4
1.3 PERSONAL DETAILS
(Please print)
Please briefly explain where you see yourself
later in life
Please briefly describe the meaning of
life
Please briefly list characteristics which you
believe define you
Please briefly describe the perfect way to
spend an afternoon
Please describe the qualities which you find
appealing in members of the opposite sex
Toe-may-toe or
Toe-maw-toe?
Coke or
Pepsi?
Twix or Snickers?
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7|-|15? Yes __ No __ Confused __
1.4 EITHER/OR (Please circle only one option)
Driving
or Riding
Sleeping or
Jogging Simple
or Complex
Party or Small
Gathering
Procrastination
or Promptness
Church or The
Mall Alternative
or Classic Rock
Black or Pink
Go Out
or Stay In
Rose or
Lily Alex
or Alexander
Christmas or
Easter Hot Dogs
or Hamburgers
2.0 DISCLOSURE
I
understand that falsifying any information
previously provided in the sections 1.1 through 1.4 may result in
immediate termination of employment. I understand that employment
will not be terminated lightly or suddenly except in cases of
commercial crimes including, but not limited to, disloyalty,
profiteering, and abuse either verbal or mental. I understand
that Private Adult Corp.
may request personal interviews
prior to employment. I understand that completing and submitting
this form is a necessary but not sufficient requirement in the
employment process. I understand that Private Adult
Corp. may offer stock
options, retirement support, insurance, and employment conditions
similar to academic tenure. I understand that these benefits nay
not become applicable until both parties agree on permanent
employment and cannot be rescinded except in cases of disloyalty.
(I understand and agree that my employment is at will,
which means that it is for no specified period and may be
terminated at any time with sufficient
reason.
Date
Signature____________________________________________
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