Gemini
'I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough
to be my wife.' Tony Curtis (Born June 3)
He is simply irresistible. The Gemini man is a fun-loving,
independent, roguish romantic who has a doctorate in flirting. He
can cook an exotic dinner. Then dance with you in the starlight,
point out the constellations, and capture your heart with his
beautiful version of their myths. But don't invite the wedding
guests yet. While you are mentally compiling the guest list, he
will excuse himself to get you a fresh glass of chilled wine, and
while in the kitchen, manage to phone three other girls for dates
next weekend. The only thing this schmoozing, womanising, party
animal is interested in is adding your phone number and bra size to
his ever-increasing list of victims.
Gemini movie star Errol Flynn was long regarded as the black sheep
of Hollywood. The phrase 'in like Flynn' was coined as tribute to
his ability to score. His real-life adventures, rebellions, and
general unruliness rivalled those of the swashbuckling heroes he
portrayed. Flynn was married three times and cheated on all of his
wives. His first wife, French actress Lily Damita, said, 'You never
know when he's telling the truth. He lies for the fun of it.' His
life was one of cheerful excess. But, by his late forties, his
hurricane-force existence had taken its toll, and he was a
burned-out shell of his former, lively self. Flynn died of a heart
attack at 50.
Your Twin will probably not be quite as bad, but all Gemini men
have a gypsy moth's fatal attraction to a pretty face. Totally
faithful Gems do exist, but are rarer than a shy Sagittarius. In
fact, the word 'faithful' has a different meaning to a Gemini man.
Think of Gemini Brigham Young, the Mormon founder of Salt Lake, who
had 27 wives. I'm sure that, in his mind, Brother Brigham
considered himself a devoted and faithful husband. In my mind, he
was in Gemini paradise.
Yours will have five hobbies, four careers, and an assortment of
friends that resemble a mini-United Nations. But, his intellectual
prowess is limited to his ability to memorise the various versions
of Trivial Pursuit and entertaining his friends by tearing you to
pieces with his merciless, acerbic tongue. He lives to put down
people, and will call you fat ass in public, or snap his fingers at
you when his glass is empty. Cold-hearted and calculating, he is a
blatant social climber and will propose on the first date if he
smells money. As a husband, he is ambivalent. The only thing this
guy's passionate about is being entertained.
If you think love means being together at least some of the time,
sharing dinner, and watching TV, you had better find yourself a
homey Cancer, or a quiet Virgo, and send this horny hound dog
packing. Or you could look on the bright side. You may be
hysterical and freaked out half the time, but you'll never be
bored.
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