The art of
kissing
Okay onto French Kissing 101
(Tongue aerobics)
The art of french kissing. Ahemm...is a artistic form of art that
was often neglected and/or rush into.
First the lips got to be wet, yes kissing a dry pair of lips is
know to lead to dehydration and hyperventilation from the bad
experience and abrasion. Ahem.... Ok all, wet your lips yet? Now
open your mouth wide and stick out your tougue.
Touch your own tongue.
There are different type of tongues, the big and thick one, the
long and thin one, the sharp, the rounded, the rough, the smooth,
the rigid, the flexible, the pointed, the blunt, the cheeky and the
nerdy.
For a good kissing experience ,the myth is that you will need a
long, sharp, and flexible tongue. But trust me, after this lesson,
you will realise that it doesn't matter so much. The most important
criterias here are the techniques and the art of teasing.
Ahem... I would appreciate if the couple at the back of the class
can take your attention away from each other's tongue and focus
here please....ahem.. thank you.
Now Let's do some warm up for the practical session later, roll the
tongue into a ball, and release it again. This is to allow the
muscles of your tongue to relax, understand that the tongue is the
strongest muscle on your body. Repeat, this procedure for about 20
times. Those who cannot achieve a perfect ball, please excuse us,
as you might be injured in the next excercise. Ok, the next one is
to flip your tongue opposite first to the left then to the right,
again repeat this excercise 20 times. For those who again cannot do
it, please leave us unless you are insured, your course fees does
not covers insurance. Now, we come to the stretching, stick your
tongue as far as you can, pull it back, and repeat again for 20
times. This will allow for flexiblitly.
Now for some aerobics. Flip your tongue up and down at the fastest
possible speed you can in one breath. Repeat the fliping for 2 full
mins. After that, it's left and right and then diagonally left and
then diagonally right. Repaet each for 2 full mins. The above will
help in reflexes of the tongue.
Okay are we done? Does your tongue feel warm already? If it does,
then you are ready for 201...
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Kissing 201 (Breathing)
You will need to hold your breath for a very long time in order to
get the feeling that is commonly known as "high". For the first
excercise, breath in, and breath out sloooooowly. Repeat for 10
breaths. Next, breath in and hold it there for 30 seconds, increase
the time by 10 seconds each time until you can hold it for 2 full
mins.
*wait*
Are we ready? these breathing excercise can help in the expansion
of the lungs to hold air for any marathon session that you want to
hold. I strongly encourage you to do them in your own free
time.
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Kissing 301 (Practical)
Now, for the practical. Go on find your partner. I will guide you
all verbally...emmm gals, I meant I'll guide by words and you all
will follow...now go back to your partners, is there any female out
there without a partner? Seriously without!
Please come to me. I will oblige.
No? All right then...close your eyes...
Now, put those lips together.... NO, I meant your lips and her lips
not your own lips *knock on the head* That's right.... put it
together. Ok now before you all start anything, take a deep
breath...hold it there...now proceed......
Feel the interior of the mouth, enjoy the wetness, explore with the
tip of your tongue the softness of the walls, try to find your
partners tongue if you have not already done so...tease it, push
it, pull it, twirl around it, tickle it, hook it, bring it into
your own mouth, let him/her be seduced, let your body losse,
concentrate on the feeling of his/her tongue, feel the warmness,
feel the breath of him/her against your face, feel it, experience
it. Once it's in, dun let it go back, make sure it stays, make sure
you continue to seduce it, deeper and deeper into your mouth. Dun
give it a chance to rest, think of your tongue as a bait, luring
the prey into your trap, let him/her explore your mouth, feel the
tickle on the walls, feel the rubbing against your teeth, feel,
experience the feeling of tongue tightening, concentrate,
everything around you does not matter anymore, just the tongue,
just the feeling....
*lights on*
Ok, stop for now, how's the practical? Enjoyed it? Well, it gets
better with practice, I strongly encourage keeping to the same
partner, as it would help to guide one another. That's all for
french kissing. Please remember not to leave any partners behind.
If you are interested in advance practical training techniques for
training in your own time without a partner, you are welcome to
come back to our next lesson. Good Day.
