I work
in Orchard, very near to Orchard towers. (a very infamous place in
Singapore, if you do not know)
Last
night I worked late and was trying to get a cab home and I went to
join the long queue at the taxi stand at Orchard Towers. (It is
almost impossible to get a cab during peak hours in Orchard if you
dun know.)
I
barely queue up for 3 mins when there is a small commotion
started.
There
is this caucasian guy who upon seeing the queue is so long tried to
jump the queue. Naturally there is a nice sweet Asian (Most
probably Thai or Philippine) lady with him. The taxi upon seeing
that he jumped the queue, refused to pick him up and drove off
without a passenger. (Kudos to you uncle!) So a small commotion was
going on with the rest of the caucasian guys in the queue (Yes, I'm
literally surrounded by caucasians), shouting at him for his
disorderliness, telling him to queue up.
The
guy shouted back at the crowd saying "Hey just trying to get a FXXK
around here, will you guys just mind your own business? If you dun
want a FXXK, I want mine tonight!"
But of
course, he still joined the queue. Being a cheap skate, he tried to
cut into the queue just in front of this Little Thai man. I think
he did so because the rest of the people in the queue looks bigger
than he is, (they are mostly Caucasians after all). The little Thai
man courageously tap on the guys shoulders and just signal to him
to go to the back of the queue. The guy ignore him and the Little
Thai Man spoke.
Little
Thai man : "OEI! Queue up!"
Caucasian guy : "Learn to speak properly, I dun understand
you."
Little
Thai man : "QUEUE UP!"
Caucasian guy : "Just shut the FXXK up, what you gonna do to me
anyway?"
Little
Thai man : (Shoving the caucasian out of the way)"QUEUE UP
STUPID!"
Caucasian guy : "I'm not going to queue up! Go queue up behind
yourself if you want to queue up. You know why you are such a loser
and so poor? That's because you queue up. I'm just going to get
what I want and you cannot do anything about it." (Shoves Little
Thai man back)
Now
Little Thai man looks very calm, he just put down his stuff on the
floor slowly, and then suddenly in a flash, a barrage of blows
started to land on the Caucasian.
Little
Thai Man : QUEUE UP! (Raining blows on the Caucasian)
Caucasian : You Bast....OUCH! OUCH OUCH!
(Rest
of the Crowd : Hey you talk so much, you better win little guy
here!)
Little
Thai Man : SHUT UP AND QUEUE UP! (Kicking Caucasian in the
Stomach)
Caucasian : I'm .... OOWWOW, FXXk....OoOO...pui.. ..
(Rest
of the Crowd : You a such a disgrace to the whites! Shut your trap
next time!)
Little
Thai Man : QUEUE THE FXXK UP!!! (Slapping Caucasian across the
face)
Caucasian : ....*PIAK*
(Rest
of the Crowd : Now that must hurt inside! Useless Fool!)
Needless to say, the Big Caucasian run off as soon as he got the
chance with his tails between his legs (With the Sweet Asian Lady
of course). The Little Thai Man then pick up his stuff and join
back the queue. Some caucasians gave him a pat on the back before
they leave in their cab and he smile warmly in return. I just
smiled at him and gave him the thumbs up.
Moral
of the story : If you want to behave in an inappropriate manner,
make sure you better learn Muay Thai first. HAHAHAHA!
